Snake . . ?

Lame post… but I was on my way home and while crossing a suspiciously empty street I just happened to look down to avoid the blistering heat on my face and behold before my eyes I saw not one but three ‘adult’ magazines just lying on the road. As I looked around for an awkwardly placed box with the flaps on the outside I thought that Snake is getting wasteful these days… or is he? It was an empty street after all. To avoid the same fate I ran screaming down the road. Actually it was just too damn hot too run or scream, so I just waddled home.